Description
Angry Beards Wipes Fresh Fella
Angry Beards Wipes Fresh Fella
A shiny machine is the foundation of a happy life. And when you’re done with the bike, take care of your ballgame. Besides a condom in the wallet, Freshfella intimate below-deck degreaser is every Boy Scout’s must-have. When an unexpected romantic encounter happens along the way, just pull out the handy wipe. Polish off your balls, chalk up your cue, and, wrapped in a lightweight mint robe, you’re ready to charge!
Every machine deserves a polish from time to time. Once you’ve polished your machine, take care of your other tools. Everything has to be well maintained to be presentable. It’s no different with your ballgame. Whether you’re saddling up your roaring bike to go for a ride, jumping around at a holiday festival all weekend or taking your young one out under the stars, keep your Wipes with you at all times. Because a good Boy Scout is always prepared! Wipes, sexual freshness packed for the road.
BALL-GREASE REMOVER
The only wet wipes designed to degrease your sack so you don’t have to lick your balls clean like a mutt before a romantic encounter.
SEXUAL FRESHNESS
A gentle formula blended for intimate use. A quick swipe sends a fresh breeze into your nether regions and tunes it to light menthol tones.
ALWAYS PREPARED
A few hours in the saddle of a roaring machine, plus leather pants. Once the cat starts purring towards you, you don’t even have to dismount before your ballgame’s ready to go.
PACKED FOR THE ROAD
In a resealable pack, 5 wet Wipes are waiting for you. Packed one at a time, just like you’re used to from the plane.
About Angry Beards
It all started with an idea of how to cook up our stuff. Nicely in the comfort of home, in a yellow jumpsuit, respiration masks and flasks over butane burners. A little bit of research pulled us away from that fantasy. That was the only thing that’s taken a little time since then. Nine months later, we launched our first products, and they made dozens of guys happy for Christmas.
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