Angry Beards Anti-stick Run & Play

What was Mother Nature thinking when she encased guys’ balls in the same material as a gecko’s paws? What good is a man’s sack stuck to his thigh with a force equal to 20 times his own weight? Fortunately, humanity has invented a way to correct this insane error and cancel out the super stickiness of the sack. That solution is Antistick. Goodbye to your balls sticking and rubbing against your thighs – unlimited movement from now on.

Why you want it….

• Rapid reduction in sack stickiness
• Protection for the sack and skin during sports performance
• Subtle citrus fragrance to mask sack odor
• Nominated by guys for the Nobel Prize
• Proudly produced in Czechia

How to use it :

Use your fingers to scoop out an amount proportional to the area of your sack and spread it out lightly over your palm. Then apply it evenly over your whole sack and rub the rest off onto your thighs and under the balls to reduce stickiness to an absolute minimum.

PRO TIP: If your gateway to Mordor is protected by an impenetrable thicket and you’re planning to set out on a longer hike, rub some onto its hillsides as well. You surely don’t want chapped cheeks!

About Angry Beards

They’re a constantly growing gang of overgrown kids who do everything they get their hands on with full balls. They try to make quality products at affordable prices whilst providint unparalleled service. They also try to entertain themselves and you in the process. Sometimes they strike gold, while at other times their awkward humour doesn’t fall on fertile ground, but that’s showbiz, baby.