Angry Beards Zit Slayer Le Pimp

We know that we are all beautiful in our own way. But sometimes we’re spoiled by bad guys, undead and other scumbags. God forbid if you carve a fingernail into a deep crater. Hands off now! Don’t mess with it and send the Zit Slayer into action. Dab on the bud as soon as it appears, and you’ll see it disappear faster than a total squish. A practical tube that you should not miss at home.

KEY PROPERTIES

• A gel that sends the undead and fangs to eternity
• Faster healing than bloody dismemberment
• A practical little tube that is dycky ready
• Proudly made in the Czech Republic

Use:

This gel works in the “lube and forget” mode. Apply on dead skin (preferably on washed skin before going to bed, but ideally 3 times during the day) and let it work. Repeat until the problem disappears. We all have the urge to kill buds with our nails. But it is a mistake that only prolongs the healing. Buds are small volcanoes full of pus. When you squeeze them, you spread the pus everywhere. And you really don’t want that. So keep your hands on the reins and let the Slayer do the work.

About Angry Beards

They’re a constantly growing gang of overgrown kids who do everything they get their hands on with full balls. They try to make quality products at affordable prices whilst providint unparalleled service. They also try to entertain themselves and you in the process. Sometimes they strike gold, while at other times their awkward humour doesn’t fall on fertile ground, but that’s showbiz, baby.