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Angry Beards Unicreme Jack Saloon
Angry Beards Unicreme Jack Saloon
There’s really no shame in lubricating yourself. Especially when your palms are like graters and even the toughest of tough guys scream in pain when you shake hands. If you’re looking for one thing to put on your skin, this is it. Angry Beards Unicreme is the WD-40 of creams – it’ll fix your face, dry hands, or your heels. Rub it in wherever you need. Anytime. Besides moisturizing, you’ll send a bit of fine fertilizer into your skin, so there’ll be no complaining. Proudly produced in Czechia.
Why you need it :
- The WD-40 of creams – rub it in wherever you need, anytime
- As she would say: moisturizes, clarifies, detoxifies, and protects
- Top notch fertilizer to keep the skin happy
- Perfected with a drop of the legendary fragrance Jack Saloon
- Proudly produced in Czechia
What do you do when you come across a rusty nut? You spray it with WD-40. And what do you do when your sweetheart screams as soon as your flesh-tearing heels touch her under the covers? You rub Unicreme on them! Clearly, none of us here dream about moisturized skin. But we don’t want to have feet like sandpaper, either. And we don’t even want to mention those demon cracks that itch like hell. Don’t worry, you won’t lose your hard-earned callouses from the gym with this cream – it’s not a magic wand that turns hippo skin into a baby’s bottom. But you’ll definitely help your skin stay in tip-top shape and take that abrasiveness down a notch.
Total all-purpose. Feel free to use this cream on your face, hands, feet, and other body parts that are crying out for lubrication. Apply a reasonable amount to clean skin and massage in thoroughly.
PRO TIP: Any kind of soap, shampoo or even detergent doesn’t look left or right, they just wash. In addition to removing oily grime from the skin, they also remove the natural oil layer. And you should renew it regularly with the help of a cream. Mostly on your hands, which (we hope) you wash most often.
WARNING: One more small detail. Although in your case it’s definitely not small, but a big deal! Unicreme doesn’t have an intimate use label, so leave the care of your jewels in the hands of a specialized cream – Antisweat.
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